Humorous Soulmate-seeker Mugs

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Shoe repair

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Playing Footsies.

"I now declare a thumb war."

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

"We're looking for a ceremony less drastic than marriage?"

'I don't approve of sex before marriage. It often delays the ceremony.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Man to woman watching American football on tv: 'He's the 'reciever', not the 'receptionist'.'

Ratted!

'Sure, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but I'm a mammal: It's harder to find a date...'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"Friends with social security benefits inquire"

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

What started off as a quiet bath for Stanley suddenly turned awkward...

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'You're very clean-shaven for someone who can't use a mirror.'