Soul Mate Seeker T-Shirts

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Existential Risk

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

Me when by BDD shows up

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Spud dating.

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Valentine for Guru.

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.