Soul Mate Seeker Prints

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

The Anti-Materialist

Existential Risk

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

Me when by BDD shows up

"The meaning of life at a glance"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

Spud dating.

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Valentine for Guru.

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'