Nostalgic Buddies Gifts

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I made you a mixtape."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Elvis Presley