Nostalgic Neighbors Gifts

"Carmen...this is impressive...you signed up for mobile phone service?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Elephant rides.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Progress.

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'