Nostalgic Neighbors Mugs

"Carmen...this is impressive...you signed up for mobile phone service?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Elephant rides.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Progress.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"