Nostalgic Neighbor Gifts

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Why bother?"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

Progress.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

For Sale Not for sale.

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

"Do you realise, Bernard, that in sixty-five years you've never once called me babe?"

"So what are we doing now, Smiley?"

Senior Citizen Matinees. . .

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Two porters carry a king

'Looks like the Old Boy Network.'

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

"Seniors again. Grabbed an armful of polka CDs and just waltzed right out."

"Nothing important—nothing on fax, nothing on voice mail, nothing on the Internet. Just, you know, handwritten stuff."

Can we have our ball back please?

"Don’t look now, Artie, but there’s a Starbucks where your favorite shrub used to be."

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

"Thank You For Watching Regular Television."