Surfer Wannabe Gifts

'C'mon! -- Let's evolve into Beach Boys!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Surfing koala.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Pirate

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

My First Boat

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Skater dude.

"Surf's up."

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'I hate rainy days!'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

Pete Carroll

Speed Checked by Radar.

In-law country

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!'

'Why can't we have summer school outside...preferably at the beach?'

"What a guy!"

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach...but I've got to finish the ironing!"

'The garnish was really good, but these biscuits are rather tasteless...'

Golfing Work-out

'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'

'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'