Beach Bum Wannabe Gifts

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Why can't we have summer school outside...preferably at the beach?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Bad fake tan day.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Hiding the electronics.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Iliadette.

Surfing koala.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Baby on board.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'I blame global warming!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."