Surfing Wannabe Gifts

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Surfing koala.

Turtle Hat

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Pirate

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

My First Boat

Senior citizen surfing.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Surf's up."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'Your wave.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'I hate rainy days!'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"My turn."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

Octopuses surf too.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"