Survivor Wannabe Gifts

'Help! Send batteries for phone and laptop.'

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Need tickets.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

No Loitering

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

Desert Island Eureka

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'We're never going to get saved.'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Come on, it's just a game! If you were rescued from a desert island, what three things would you bring?

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.