Golfer At Heart Mugs

'There's nothing against it in the rules.'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf with a difference

FORE!

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

It can be taken up at any age....