Professional Golfer Prints

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

'L.'Pee'.G.A.'

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'The 'Pee'.G.A.'

Golf lessons

'Pro-Am Golf Tournament.' (crowd leaves for the amateur).

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"Duh!"

The Pool Caddy

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

"I hate playing with pros!"

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

Rory McIlroy

Pro-celebrity golf: "Are you going to play golf or just mess about?"

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'If relaxing was really the secret to good gold, he'd be better than Tiger Woods.'

Pro golf shop.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Slippery hand golfer

'Great news, they've changed the rules on signing cards. . . you're not disqualified.'

Golf

Egg Golf

Women Golfers

Tiger Woods.

Rory McIlroy

'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

Golfer chased by tiger yells, 'Tiger! Woods! Tiger! Woods!'

'Don't move.'

'It doesn't look like Bill is going to take today's round very seriously.'