Golf Practice.
City Commuter Golfer Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort to their space with our city commuter golfer pillows. They’re great for relaxing after a long day on the course or in the city.
Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.
'I hope you replace your divots.'
Is Driving Doomed?
'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'
'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
Golf lessons
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'
"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."
"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."
'Don't move.'
Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'
Parallel Parking Garage
'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'
Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls
Gymnast's Commute
"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."
Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'
"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."
"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"
"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."
"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."
"Duh!"
"Fairy Friday."
A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.
Man-spreading, Dutch style.
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."
"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"
Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'
Luckily I hit the pin!
City Commuter Golfer Pillows Collection
City Commuter Golfer Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs featuring city commuter golfer themes—perfect for their morning coffee or office desk to start the day with a smile.
City Commuter Golfer Prints
Explore our artistic prints that riff on the city golfer lifestyle—great for decorating a home or office space with personality.
City Commuter Golfer T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts that celebrate the urban golfer lifestyle—ideal for golf days or casual wear that makes a statement.