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Gymnast's Commute

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Only Clowns

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Parallel Parking Garage

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Fairy Friday."

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

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'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

Nutcracker going home

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!