City Commuter Fitness Enthusiast Prints

Gymnast's Commute

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Only Clowns

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Parallel Parking Garage

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

"Fairy Friday."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

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Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Man - spreading.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Nutcracker going home

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"