Competitive Shooting Pillows

Skeets Champion.

Rage.

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

'How about a game of cards?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Pointing.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Skate or die."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Perfect Cannonball

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

Football player taking the ball home.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."