Competitive Racing Pillows

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

We annihilated the opposition!

'My feet are killing me.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Rage.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Go! Means NOW!

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

'How about a game of cards?'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Eat my dust!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Salesman

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race