Motor Racing Pillows

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Formula One Earth day

He started it.

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

...You should have turned left in corner four.

Racing Driver Glares at Two Men using Checkered Flag for Playing Chess

'No, the sound isn't turned off, it's a Formula One race.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

Go! Means NOW!

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Under pressure.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Snail Racing

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.