Motor Racing T-Shirts

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Formula One Earth day

He started it.

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

...You should have turned left in corner four.

Racing Driver Glares at Two Men using Checkered Flag for Playing Chess

'No, the sound isn't turned off, it's a Formula One race.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Go! Means NOW!

Under pressure.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'