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"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

"Your dad seems really focussed on his own journey."

"I need to tinkle."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'You know what would improve NASCAR? Randomly placed landmines.'

"I tried racing cars but they beat me every time."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

Go! Means NOW!

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Baby Race.

Tractor Racing

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.