Motorcycle Racing T-Shirts

Insurance restrictions.

Sore Loser

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

Go! Means NOW!

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Snail Racing

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Birthday Racing Car

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.