Motorcycle Racing T-Shirts

Insurance restrictions.

Sore Loser

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Go! Means NOW!

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bob's Driving School.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Tractor Racing