Competitive Racing Prints

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"The water is for contestants only, pal. Move along, please."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

We annihilated the opposition!

'My feet are killing me.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rage.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Ancient Racing

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"I need to tinkle."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Go! Means NOW!

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

'How about a game of cards?'

10 K Tail-Chase

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Ratminton

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eat my dust!"