Competitive Racer Prints

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Eat my dust!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Football player taking the ball home.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The relay race

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Big advantage!!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Eight puns

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

A number of runners run through police tape.