Competitive Racer Mugs

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Football player taking the ball home.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

The relay race

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Big advantage!!'

Eight puns

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'