Competitive Warrior Mugs

"On price, we always beat the competition. That's where you come in."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

Stress

Meeting not going well?"