Competitive Events Mugs

The winner takes it all?

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Tension filled the tent.

'I knew this would happen. The scorekeeper and time-clock official have been throwing elbows and talking trash the entire game.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Rage.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Salesman

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.