Competitions Mugs

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Judges holding up numbers - judge at the end has a sign which says 'how much for a 10?'

"We lost!"

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

100k Desert Crawl

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'Misspell, M-I-S-P-P-E-L-L, misspell.'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Rugby players catching trophy

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'Who wants to see second prize in the sales contest?'

Happy Champion

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Butterfly Competitions

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

Cat show success.

'Can somebody please find Y?'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

Internet first

Jungle Games

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'Myopic amputee school girls 2nd XI v's England' Damn it, when are we going to get some decent opposition?

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'Chainsaw Championships.'

Competitive Picky Eating