Athletic Competitions Mugs

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

"Portrait of a Lady"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Can our software do that?'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Tension filled the tent.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Pete Sampras

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Raheem Sterling

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A married couple share the same pole vault.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Running

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Football

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'