Athletic Competitions Pillows

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Tension filled the tent.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Football

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Running

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes