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The First Annual Game Show Week.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

The Alpha Seltzer

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Eat my dust!"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.