Contest Enthusiast Gifts

Winners of the math contest for Dyscalculics

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

'You won twenty dollars in a contest? Why, that's chicken feed!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Fishing Boat Derby

Workplace Shinanigans

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

'Rhea of the Year.'

"I quit."

Hat Wars.

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Rugby Mad.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

Eight puns

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.