Contest Enthusiast Mugs

Winners of the math contest for Dyscalculics

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

'You won twenty dollars in a contest? Why, that's chicken feed!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Fishing Boat Derby

Workplace Shinanigans

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

'Rhea of the Year.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

"I quit."

Hat Wars.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Rugby Mad.

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Eight puns

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'