Petition Enthusiast Mugs

"So you'll sign our petition for more playroom for kids..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Keep Fit.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.