Contest Aficionado Gifts

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Rhea of the Year.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

HornyWood

A woman bows to the crowd

Eight puns

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

Tug the Toggle

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Builders fighting over projects.

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."