Contest Aficionado Gifts

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Rhea of the Year.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

HornyWood

A woman bows to the crowd

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Tug the Toggle

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Builders fighting over projects.

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'