Funny Competition Aficionado Gifts

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

'Rhea of the Year.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Rugby Mad.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Eight puns

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

Builders fighting over projects.

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Tug the Toggle

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'