Funny Competition Aficionado Prints

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

'Rhea of the Year.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Rugby Mad.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Tug the Toggle

Builders fighting over projects.

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."