Contest Competitors Gifts

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

High Five

'Rhea of the Year.'

Elf of the Month

Loser's Podium.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

Too-Humble Pie.

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

'1000 pies to eat before you die.'

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

Sorry you are not a winner please try again

Good Luck

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'