School Competition Gifts

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Spelling bee contest - 1st prise.

"Whi isn't mi naem on the lizt for the splling bea?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Yearbook

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Alpha Seltzer

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The First Annual Game Show Week.