Classroom Competitor Gifts

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Children's education

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Computer Class.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Global Education

Lessons.

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Beginning of the school year

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."