Classroom Challengers Gifts

'My teacher has nerves of steel, but that's not strong enough.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Children's education

Computer Class.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Lessons.

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Parents teacher conference.

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."