Honor Collector Prints

Army general with a support for his medals.

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

I only have eyes for you

Self-esteem room

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Cat Show

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Employee of the month...

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

Queen.

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Tree of Love

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.