Room Service Appreciator Pillows

'I'm not really hungry, bit on a cold rainy night room service is just such a treat!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Grandma's caf

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Graffiti on baseboard.

Gay couple living together.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"The worker shortage is real."

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

"Table for three?"

"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."

'Say 'when' or just think it really hard... I'm also kind of a psychic.'

The Corner Dive.

'What song is it you want to hear!'

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.'

A waiter carrying a tray of drinks

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

"Your waitress left an hour ago. What was it that you ordered?"

'Notice how married people start to look like each other?'

"I don't suppose social distancing makes much difference to you Ron. People have been avoiding you like the plague for years!"

The Losers Lounge:'I like going there — they always give me VIP treatment.'

'One thing's for sure . . . no-one's going to nick it.'