Whimsical Waiter Appreciator Pillows

"Table for three?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Wine Lady

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Touché"

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears