Whimsical Waiter Appreciator T-Shirts

"Table for three?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Wine Lady

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Touché"

Teddy Time Bears

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"My glass is half empty"

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Spock visits the Orthopedics

Elephant Magic Carpet

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears