Whimsical Wit Appreciator T-Shirts

'Have your people Soo-Wee my people.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Pick your own fruit or worms.

"Sure, I make house calls. Give me your number and I'll call your house."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Touché"

Caterpillar Portrait

"Things are looking up!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'He has his father's feet.'

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"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"I am in so much trouble."

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"