Whimsical Wit Admirer T-Shirts

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Apple Pie Abduction

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Well, that one got away."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Witches Checkout.

Ask A Silly Question.

Reindeer

Cow Kong

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

Mephistopheles

"I love this time of year."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'He has his father's feet.'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

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Babe in the woods!

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Cherub string quartets

"I am in so much trouble."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."