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A Cool Invisible Cow.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Wilfried Zaha

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Football Sculpture.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Rugby Mad.

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

Man with many tattoos.

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

Marcus Rashford

'Lost the mask again, Kemosabe?'

The Pole Jumper.