Unexpected Style Admirer Prints

"I didn't know you had nipple rings, Kevin."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Cattlemans Saloon.

Elton John

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Amy Winehouse

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Le Corbusier

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

A grave with an array of beauty products

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

London Fly-Paper Vendor

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Chapeaux!

"I didn’t know you could play."

David Bowie

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

Concert pianist.

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

Balloons tied to a moustache.