Unexpected Style Aficionado Pillows

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

New Shoes.

A Macaroni in 1772

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"So, how do you want it?"

The Return Of The Minipants

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Square Cut

Purple dress

The Dandy

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'I work at the airport.'

Beard fails